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Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

P. J. O'Rourke
Marriage, Wife, Satan
P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.89, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

There's a current notion that you should "take charge of your disease." No thanks. I'm busy. I've got cancer. I'm willing to face having cancer. I'm not willing to face having cancer with homework. I promised Dr. Pipas and Dr. Zaki that I wouldn't show up with sheaves of printouts from the Internet containing everything on Wikipedia on malignancies. They each laughed with detectable notes of relief. Although I suspect my wife has made her way into the health blog ether. Fish oil pills, raw kelp, and other untoward substances started showing up on dinner plates after I was diagnosed.

P. J. O'Rourke
Cancer, Oil, Wife

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out.

P. J. O'Rourke
Golf, Wife, Bills
P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.506, Atlantic Books Ltd

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

P. J. O'Rourke
Wife, Dating, Advice
P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.23, Atlantic Books Ltd

My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family.

P. J. O'Rourke
Two, Wife, Hitting

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