The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
