Alcohol Quotes - Page 8

I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

When people ask me about drugs and alcohol, I say "Yeah, I went to rehab, I went to a mental hospital, I've been to jail." The main lesson you can learn is do drugs and alcohol when you are in a good mood, not when you are in a bad mood, and find balance in anything you do.

You cannot sedate all the things you hate.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

It's not cool to be an alcoholic.

I'm drowning in whiskey river.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.