Beer Quotes - Page 12

Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and Bungardilaun brew ever in their divine alevats, cunning as the sons of deathless Leda. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

High thoughts must have high language.

You can cover a great deal of country in books.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our polls are to be trusted, nearly 230 million Americans believe that a book showing neither unity of style nor internal consistency was authored by an omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent deity.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm here to talk about the King of Kings. I know I might look like a preacher, but I'm not. Here's how you can tell whether someone's a preacher or not: if he gets up and says some words and passes a hat for you to put money in, that's a preacher. This is free. This if free of charge, which proves I'm not a preacher.

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.

We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could.

The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.