Beer Quotes - Page 10

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.

To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Homer no function beer well without.

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

So, I went to Germany and ended up parasailing around this castle. I was in Germany sightseeing, eating Bratwurst and hanging out in beer gardens. And then, I got back from Germany and got a call where they were like, "We need to fly you to New York tomorrow to read with Taylor [Schilling]." I was like, "Wait, for Alex, the manipulative drug-smuggling lesbian girl?!," and they were like, "Yeah."

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.

Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer.

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow, stolid ways, you would think them perfectly earth; but ethereal fire is all the while working in them, and bursing out in most unexpected jets of poetry and sentiment, like blossoms on a cactus.