Comedy Quotes - Page 19

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

You know, dramas are much more expensive to do than say a comedy, so any kind of deficit like that is picked up on when it comes time for them to pick up new shows.

It is quite true - in fact, obvious on the surface - that the vast majority of dramatic shows and comedies, as well, advocate a liberal and humanistic and relativistic lifestyle and concept.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

Moonstruck... was one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar.

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?

I don't want to sit and cry for an hour in a movie. I'd rather have an action or a comedy.

To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I do do standup comedy because a lot of people don't know that's where I started.

The secret to comedy is not playing the comedy, but actually playing the situation, playing the drama of it.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.

I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category.

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy.

I spend most of my time catching up on classic comedy - things you absolutely have to see.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

Comedy is quite difficult, you have to be able to have fun and portray that sense of fun to the audience watching you.

I would love to do a comedy spoof, like a Spinal Tap kind of thing.

But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.