Top 11 Funny Sex Quotes

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

"Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Dance, Sexy, Funny Sex

In New Statesman 23 Mar. 1962

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sexy, Funny Sex, Anti Valentines Day

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Anniversary, Funny Sex, Humor

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

Sex, Funny Sex, Masturbation

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Sex, Funny Sex, Sexuality

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sexy, Clever, Funny Sex

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

Funny, Sex, Funny Sex

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

Sex, Funny Sex, Comedy

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Sex, Funny Sex, Car

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.

Sex, Funny Sex, Escaping

Funny Sex Quotes