Drink Quotes - Page 3

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is cross-examined!

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

The pleasant life is not produced by continual drinking and dancing, nor sexual intercourse, nor rare dishes of sea food and other delicacies of a luxurious table. On the contrary, it is produced by sober reasoning which examines the motives for every choice and avoidance, driving away beliefs which are the source of mental disturbances.

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Happy are those who have departed through martyrdom. Unhappy am I that I still survive... Taking this decision is more deadly than drinking from a poisoned chalice. I submitted myself to Allah's will and took this drink for His satisfaction.

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.