Food Quotes - Page 55

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

I take my part in the food chain very seriously.

Don't eat processed food, refined food but rather organic food from the earth - nothing with genetically - modified ingredients.

The history of government regulation of food safety is one of government watchdogs chasing the horse after it's out of the barn.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with.

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible

A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless with his paragraphs.

Just because you take gluten out of something doesn't make it a health food.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature .

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.

Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new taste sensations. Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher.

Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry.

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them.

A fat kitchin, a lean Will.

HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

I love food and I love everything involved with food. I love the fun of it. I love restaurants. I love cooking, although I don't cook very much. I love kitchens.

Las Vegas is Everymans cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperors orgy is now a democratic institution. 'Topless Pizza Lunch'.

As if a cookbook had anything to do with writing.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

Television in the '80s was very limited. There was no Food Network.

Who riseth from a feast With that keen appetite that he sits down?