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Dave Barry Quotes about Food

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.94, Ballantine Books

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.182, Crown Archetype