Peanut Butter Quotes - Page 2

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

When I became vegan I thought I would have to deprive myself of certain sweets that I loved so much, like caramel and peanut butter cups, but on the contrary!

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.

Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

What's love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that's all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn't like yogurt? The kind that's more like... I don't know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good?

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

Peanut butter is pâté for children.

Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

Without peanut butter, I might starve.

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!

I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.