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Stephen Colbert Quotes - Page 2

Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

"Colbert Puts Marcus Bachmann’s Gay Therapy To Test With Heterosexual Accountability Buddy". www.huffingtonpost.com. July 13, 2011.

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

TV Series "The Colbert Report" (Season 5, 2009), 2005–2015.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Colbert's Commencement Address at Northwestern University, www.northwestern.edu. June 17, 2011.

Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

"Colbert Channels ‘Dr. Strangelove’ To Solve Park51 Dilemma" By Katla McGlynn, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 15, 2010.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

"The Colbert Report", Season 5. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2009.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

"The Colbert Report". www.imdb.com. 2005 - 2015.