Stephen Colbert Quotes - Page 2
TV Series "The Colbert Report" (Season 3, 2007), 2005–2015.
It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.
TV Series "The Colbert Report" (Season 5, 2009), 2005–2015.
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
"The Colbert Report", Season 5. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2009.