W. C. Fields Quotes about Marriage

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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

W. C. Fields

Funny, Marriage, Women

"Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life".

I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

W. C. Fields

Funny, Marriage, Fire