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W. C. Fields Quotes about Wine

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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

W. C. Fields
Drinking, Wine, Break Even
Quoted in Boston Daily Globe, 9 Sept. 1923.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

W. C. Fields
Drinking, Wine, Excellence

You can't cheat an honest man.

W. C. Fields
Truth, Honesty, Wine
Title of motion picture (1939).

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

W. C. Fields
Beautiful, Drinking, Wine
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (motion picture) (1941).

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

W. C. Fields
Drinking, Wine, Water

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

W. C. Fields
Wine, Noise

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