I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
