There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
