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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

W. C. Fields
Feet, House, Littles
W. C. Fields (1970). “I Never Met a Kid I Liked”

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

W. C. Fields
Drinking, House, Alcohol

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