Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
