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Woody Allen Quotes about Age

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

"Woody Allen gives you two for one in Melinda and Melinda". Interview with Julian Roman, movieweb.com. March 17, 2005.