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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Positive, Inspiring
Quoted in Thomas J Peters and Robert H Waterman Among Friends (1982).

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Inspiring, Hope
Side Effects "My Speech to the Graduates" (1980)

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Life
"Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Death
Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Inspiring
Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Life
"Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Witty
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Education

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Death, Cutting
"Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. June 10, 1975.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, Witty
Audio CD "Woody Allen: Stand-Up Comic 1964-1968", 1999.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Motivational, Positive
"Shakespeare, Woody Allen And A Certain Qantas A380" by Christine Negroni, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 23, 2012.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Funny, God

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Woody Allen
Inspirational, Sex, Desire
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

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