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Woody Allen Quotes about Maturity

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated