I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.