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Woody Allen Quotes about Death

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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Death, Witty, Humorous

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Inspirational, Funny, Death

Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Funny, Death, Suicide

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Funny, Death, Believe

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Death, Depressing, Funny Life

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

Death, Suicide, Dying

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Inspirational, Death, Cutting

"Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. June 10, 1975.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Death, Witty, Humorous

Marriage is the death of hope.

Funny, Death, Humor

Woody Allen (2009). “Three One-Act Plays: Riverside Drive Old Saybrook Central Park West”, p.206, Random House

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Funny, Life, Death

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Funny, Death, Lying

Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Funny, Death, Humor

Death is an acquired trait.

Funny, Death, Humor

Quoted in Eric Lax Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975), ch.11.

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