Woody Allen Quotes about Choices

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We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

Woody Allen

Choices, Despair, Path

Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.

Woody Allen

Vegetables, Two, Choices

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.

Woody Allen

Choices, Kitchen, Earth

Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts lie in comedy and so comedy comes fairly easy to me and I occasionally have an idea for a very serious piece and I do it, but the ideas don't come that readily to me.

Woody Allen

Lying, Ideas, Choices

Interview with Geoff Andrew, www.theguardian.com. September 27, 2001.