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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen
Funny, Humorous, Science
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Woody Allen
Life, Fun, Science
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

Woody Allen
Education, Writing, Science
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Woody Allen
Funny, Humor, Science
"Mere Anarchy", 2007.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen
Funny, Humor, Science
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Woody Allen
Funny, Humor, Science

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Woody Allen
Science, People, Comforting

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