Woody Allen Quotes about Love

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

Love, Funny, Life

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

Woody Allen

Love, Funny, Beautiful

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Woody Allen

Love, Lasts, Unrequited

"Fictional character: Prostitute". "Shadows and Fog", www.imdb.com. 1991.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Woody Allen

Love, Sarcastic, Angel

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion, www.imdb.com. 2001.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

Woody Allen

Love, Mother, Dog

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Love, Funny, Sex

"A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy", 1982.

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

Woody Allen

Love, Book, Self

"Fictional character: Robin Simon". "Celebrity", www.imdb.com. 1998.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen

Love, Heartbreak, Kissing

"Annie Hall". Comedy, Romance, 1977.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Woody Allen

Love, Funny, Sexy

Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen

Love, Sex, Liberty

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Woody Allen

Love, Funny, Life

Love and Death, www.imdb.com. 1975.