Comedy Quotes - Page 2

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

We do nods to Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible because they are popular with our fan base.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

I like comedy as a group sport.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

Fashion is so over the top.

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

The devil is not as black as he is painted.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.