Comedy Quotes - Page 4

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.

The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

Comedy born of bewilderment is the only comedy that should be in magic.

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

When I was a student I was very, very ambitious, completely immersed in my comedy career. I never had that period of reckless hedonism that you should get out of your system in your youth.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.