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Drinking Quotes - Page 25

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Edward Abbey, R. Crumb (1985). “The Monkey Wrench Gang”, p.127, Dream Garden Press

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.64, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Don't start drinking before the fifth song.

"Fairytale story for Norton on his Euro debut" by Carole Cadwalladr, www.theguardian.com. May 16, 2009.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

Oscar Wilde (2012). “The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde”, p.216, Courier Corporation

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

"Attributed to Oliver Herford in "Speaker's Handbook of Epigrams and Witticisms" (p. 187)". 1955.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

Neil Simon (1971). “The gingerbread lady: a new play”, Samuel French, Inc.