Food Quotes - Page 5

Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them.

The duty of a good Cuisinier is to transmit to the next generation everything he has learned and experienced.

And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.

The food you eat can either be the safest and most powerful form of medicine, or the slowest form of poison

A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.

Why should you take by force that from us that which you can have by Love? Why should you destroy us, who have provided you with food What can you get by war?

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

Cooking is like painting or writing a song. Just as there are only so many notes or colors, there are only so many flavors - it's how you combine them that sets you apart.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

You take romance - I'll take Jell-O.

You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?

In addition to contributing to erosion, pollution, food poisoning, and the dead zone, corn requires huge amounts of fossil fuel - it takes a half gallon of fossil fuel to produce a bushel of corn.