Fun Quotes - Page 40

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog

When something's hard, smiling helps us in the end, and it becomes fun.

I`m not a morning person.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

It isn't that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

When I got involved with The Five Crowns who later became The Drifters, and we got this hit record, I still was looking at this as kind of a fun thing.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.

It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.