Fun Quotes - Page 41

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

It's more important for a photographer to have very good shoes, than to have a very good camera

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

There really is a camaraderie among chefs and a willingness to help out whenever we can.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life . . .

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.

My favorite water cooler topic is fantasy football. I used to make fun of friends for doing it and now I'm obsessed.

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

When the working day is done, girls they just want to have fun.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

A light heart lives long.