Fun Quotes - Page 38

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Fungi are the interface organisms between life and death.

The English country-gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

The car (FT86) is not only FUN to drive, but in terms of quality and precision of handling, the car has very much surpassed any expectations I had. More easily put, if you had blind folded me and told me this was a new creation by BMW's M department, I would not even hesitate to believe you. It's that good.

Americans in particular are myopic. They're not traveling as much. When you were a college student, the next thing you would do on graduation was to take a year off and travel. That's what I did. I went to Indonesia.

If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.

Failure is not fun. It can be awful. But living so cautiously that you never fail is worse.

Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall, with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can direct lots of films, because directing films is fun and interactive and gregarious. Writing isn't.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.