Fun Quotes - Page 95

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

What doesn't kill you makes you smaller

The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Dysfunction is a true reaction to untruth.

I've always traveled with a picture of my daughter from 1989, her kindergarten school picture, that has 'I love you, Daddy' written on it. She's always made fun of me because I never changed that picture out. It's like my resistance to her getting older. It was the first thing she'd ever written to me and it means the world to me.

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don't live with a lover or roommate who doesn't respect your work. Don't lie, buy time, borrow to buy time. Write what will stop your breath if you don't write.

I see the notion of talent as quite irrelevant. I see instead perseverance, application, industry, assiduity, will, will, will, desire, desire, desire.

I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

When we fulfill our function, which is to truly love ourselves and share love with others, then true happiness sets in.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

If you analyse the function of an object, its form often becomes obvious.

Beauty is less important than quality.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 model bodies and sometimes they're short and brunette. All shapes and sizes - it's really about the personality. That sounds cliche, but it's so freaking true!