Fun Quotes - Page 97

I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?

I've got nothing to do today but smile.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

Breaking up is just hard, even if you're the one breaking up. It's not fun. It can be dramatic and complicated. And then you get a little distance and you think, why did it have to be so complicated and dramatic?

Organize around business functions, not people. Build systems within each business function. Let systems run the business and people run the systems. People come and go but the systems remain constant.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." I gave him a tie.

Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you.

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

Play with heart; Play with passion; Play within yourself; Have fun; Play like a champion.

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Fun is the most important. If you do stuff for money, it never works out.

Time wounds all heels.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Money is the best deodorant.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

A lot of people say they love running because of how they feel afterward. Not me. Well, I love that, too, but it's also so much fun while I'm out there.