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Jokes Quotes - Page 5

Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You.

Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You.

Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.215, Simon and Schuster

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do.

"‘You’re the Worst’ stars would stay with their great show ‘until the end of time’". Interview with Alan Sepinwall, uproxx.com. September 9, 2015.

I make jokes. That's what I do.

"Fictional character: Mike Scarlatti". "Flashpoint (TV Series): Blue on Blue", www.imdb.com. 2011.

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.

Wisława Szymborska (1981). “Sounds, Feelings, Thoughts: Seventy Poems”, p.9, Princeton University Press

We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared

Suzanne Collins (2012). “The Hunger Games (Movie tie-in)”, p.11, Scholastic UK

The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories

Stephen Chbosky (2013). “The Perks of Being a Wallflower YA edition”, p.187, Simon and Schuster

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Clumsy jesting is no joke.

Aesop (2015). “Aesop's Fables”, p.11, Pelekanos Books

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

William Hazlitt (1845). “Lectures on the English Poets”