Jokes Quotes - Page 6

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

I literally cannot remember one joke.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.

America has got to learn to take a joke.

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

jokes are used to hide the truth!

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

When a drawing doesn't come out right it's because I haven't figured out where the joke is. Not that every drawing has a joke, but every drawing has a point. At least it should have. And you figure out where the point is.