Jokes Quotes - Page 7

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit.

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the darkness takes over.

There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke." That holds true through a lot of our stuff.

I always joke that I'd like to be a cat 'cause then I'll have nine lives, and then I can do like everything. But that's really hard.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth.

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.

We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Michael Jackson was a joker to his core. He loved a good joke especially if it's displayed on somebody else.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I joke that I spent 38 years scouring the globe, going to war zones, trying to find the person with my exact birthday.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.

There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind.