Wit Quotes - Page 3

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not understand you... And there are others who will understand - without you even speaking a word.

The Inspiration You Seek Is Already Within You. Be Silent And Listen.

If we could condense all the truths of Christmas into only three words, these would be the words: 'God with us.'

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

God cannot be realized without love. Yes, sincere love.

People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem!

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Those who walk with God always reach their destination.

Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

And mark this. Let either of you breathe a word, or the edge of a word, about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. And you know that I can do it.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I am at peace with God and all mankind.

Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

All power is within you; you can do anything and everything. Believe in that, do not believe that you are weak; do not believe that you are half-crazy lunatics, as most of us do nowadays. You can do anything and everything without even the guidance of any one.