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Doug Stanhope Quotes - Page 4

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

"Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

"Doug Stanhope: No Refunds". www.imdb.com. 2007.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

"Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2000.