Jeff Foxworthy Quotes about House

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.