Jeff Foxworthy Quotes about School

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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Jeff Foxworthy

Sports, Mother, School

Jeff Foxworthy, David Boyd (2004). “You might be a redneck if--”, Rutledge Hill Pr

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane, School, Careers

"Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered". Album by Jeff Foxworthy, 2004.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Jeff Foxworthy

School, Redneck, Daddy

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

Jeff Foxworthy

School, Keys, Together

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Jeff Foxworthy

School, Redneck, Class

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Jeff Foxworthy

Father, School, Redneck

Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma”, p.43, Thomas Nelson Inc

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Jeff Foxworthy

School, Kids, Redneck

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

Jeff Foxworthy

Writing, School, Kids