Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
