You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
