I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
