I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."
