I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.