If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
