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My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

Rita Rudner
Growing Up, Father, Home
Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Rita Rudner
Running, Morning, Home
Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Rita Rudner
Funny, Home, Humor

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