It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.